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Ben Skywalker

This is a term commonly used to describe one of those fans of Star Wars who has absolutely no grip on reality.
This may or may not be because of Star Wars. Other influences may include drugs, upbringing, and general stupidity.
You can spot a Ben Skywalker by how they argue.
If arguments tend to devolve into something like this:
"I think you are wrong because your opinion is unfounded and completely lacks evidence!"
"May the force be with you!"
You are probably arguing with a Ben Skywalker.
Ben Skywalkers tend to have little or no common sense, and are unwelcome just about wherever they go.
Other than being obnoxious fanboys, they are extremely opinionated, and love to start pointless arguments about the molecular components of the Millennium Falcon's warp drive.
They constantly complain about nobody responding to their e-mails or Private Messages, are just LOOKING for perma-bans at any intellectual forum, and are a general nuisance.
If you see a Ben Skywalker, prepare to either run or suffer a massive IQ drop.
BEN SKYWALKER: "Do people who work at Game Informer get to play Xbox Live?"
PERSON: "A question that stupid could only be asked by a Ben Skywalker."

PERSON: "You're an idiot."
BEN SKYWALKER: "The force is not strong with you."
by The GI Consensus October 5, 2005
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Ben Carson

1.
A person who is or behaves like Ben Carson. He usually appears to be high or drunk and is extremely under the influence of stupidity. A Ben Carson also changes his story but lies about it all.

2.
A person who ruined their reputation by running for public office. Everyone realized that they were a joke.
Example 1:
Person 1: I got accepted into Yale!
Person 2: Yeah right.
Person 1: No, I'm serious. I also got an invitation to West Point and a congratulations letter from Barack Obama.
Person 2: Sure, Ben Carson.

Example 2:
Person 1: I'm running for President!
Person 2: Cool, let's hear your ideas.
Person 1: Know Donald Trump? Well basically all of his ideas.
Person 2: Wait... so why should I vote for you?
Person 1: I'm black, got accepted into West Point, am ghetto, threw a hammer at my mom and stabbed someone, I swear!
Republican: YES! I'M VOTING FOR YOU! FINALLY WE HAVE A BLACK PERSO- I MEAN A GOOD PRESIDENT.
Person 2: You're such a Ben Carson.
by YourPseudonymHere2 January 11, 2016
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Ben Simmons

a guy who can turn Philadelphia's culture around. A guy, who along with Joel Embiid, has the highest respect for everyone in Philly. The Next LeBron James. And my favorite player. #HinkieDiedForOurSins
Ben Simmons is the man, he is like LeBron James.
by thephillygoat November 29, 2017
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Ben Shapiro

A conservative. Who constantly destroys liberal snowflakes in debates. He also denounces racism and white supremacy and happens to be a jew. So to you, liberal biased snowflakes beware of Ben Shapiro the Liberal Snowflake Destroyer.
John: Ben Shapiro debate me.
Ben: You better run you liberal snowflake.
by Non-Biased good guy October 27, 2020
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Ben Carson

"That bastard Wally is the biggest Ben Carson I've ever met"
by Chato10 August 31, 2016
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Ben Roethlisberger

(N) Refers to a quarterback who seems to have trouble hitting a reciever, even if it were a simple game of catch. Also finds a way to get picked off, and always finds a way to suck major balls.
Wow, he threw two picks against the Browns, and it's only the first quarter of the game. What a Ben Roethlisberger!
by Drew Ford November 3, 2006
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Ben 10

An incredibly annoying show on cartoon network where the protagonist, 10 year old, Ben Tennison, finds an alien wristwatch that attaches itself to his wrist and uses it to battle alien tyranny with his Uncle Max and cousin, Gwen. This cartoon also features an extremely catchy theme song that most likely is used to hypnotize most people into watching the show. If you don't like this show and come across it while channel flipping or watching Cartoon Network you will most likely sing along with the themesong, stare blankly at the television during the entire episode, and then ask yourself: "Wait...Why the hell am I watching this?!?" during the either the credits or last bit of dialogue.
Bob: "Hey, did you see Ben 10 last night? Ben finally got a new alien hero!" :D
Fred: "I don't watch that shit!! But, yes, i did see it and the "alien hero" was dumb as hell."
Bob: :(
by wootwootpie :D May 21, 2009
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