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Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.
Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!
by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024
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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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Peg man

A scrounger who will steal your clothes pegs after you've kindly washed his clothes and pegged them out in the line to dry, in an attempt to help the guy out!
F*cking cheeky c*nt peg man, has stolen my f*cking clothes pegs!
by Russellbrandssoulmate November 25, 2021
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The Family Man

A movie about a guy who lives out alternate lives because somebody must have thought he didn't appreciate what he had.
The way Don Cheadle looks as serious and heartfelt as he does when he asks Nicholas Cage if he wants to die in The Family Man, nobody laughs, they instead get put on edge when they realize this guy is not the natural comedian/joker they thought he was trying to be, he really wants somebody dead to make himself fit the tough image, and you can see it in his eyes.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
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Ass Man

Woah! Ryan Reynolds’s is so hot! I would definitely consider him an ass man!
by LeahtheAngel November 24, 2022
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Kiwi man

A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head
He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit
by Bavkpavk181818 January 15, 2021
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Uni Man

A person who decides who gets into unis based on their drag queen abilities
“Omg Tom you have to rewrite your personal statement to impress the Uni Man

with your drag experience
by holldogyeah October 15, 2019
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