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Flop waffle 

When going down on a girl who have a oversized vagina with maple syrup in it.
I just flop waffle my girlfriend last night.

Medium Waffle 

Only understandable for homosapian males with lil dicks, the phrase can be portrayed in any light of communication. The creator of the phrase, Savagerealm, is the only true specimen with the correct definition of “Medium Waflle.”
Homosapian male 1: My dick small like shit
Homosapian male 2: Medium waffle
Homosapian male 1: Understandable

donkey-waffle 

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.
Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!
donkey-waffle by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

Stink waffle 

When you soak a waffle in shit filled toilet water and let it sit overnight and dry. In the morning throw it in the toaster, toast it and it will let this smell of Satan ripping ass out throughout the house and then serve it to your friend.
I heard that bob got sick yesterday
Yeah I gave him a stink waffle
Didn’t he smell it?
I just served it with extra maple syrup
Stink waffle by WaffleGod May 9, 2018

German waffle 

When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.
german waffle me Reichsführer “
German waffle by Ismeninja July 13, 2018

floor waffle 

A white female who likes to be gang banged by 15 or more black males in the men’s bathroom of IHOP or Denny’s
Yo you know that girl Terry, she’s such a floor waffle
floor waffle by Bigbol93 July 28, 2018