Rule 36

If it exists, it can run DOOM.

A: Is this laptop good?
B: Remember Rule 36.

by Preinstallable April 13, 2021

Rule 573

Rule 573.
If you don't mention your friends when talking about them, you have enormous midget powers.

-dude 1 being quiet-

dude 2: Rule 573! RUN!

Nynne: Get over here you midget!

by midgetnynne May 03, 2011

Naked Rule

If you live with other people and nobody is home then you have the oppourtunity to get naked and do everyday things, when/if caught you excuse is simply the 'naked rule'

Frankie: DUDE! Your rubbing your bare arse all over the sofa, wtf are you doing?
Rob: ehh, naked rule?

by holygodd! May 04, 2009

Rule 125

That, to be a girl gamer, you must be either a fan of Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, Halo, or Grand Theft Auto game series.

Jane: I am a huge Mario, Sonic, Spyro, and Pokemon fan! I am a girl gamer.
Blaine: Rule 125 dumbass.
Jane:....

by Starjohn September 19, 2013

Rule 158

Because Trinity said so. It's her rule.

Boy: why does this rule exist?
Trinity: because I said so. Rule 158

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

Rule 114

People who don't know what "rawr" means are noobs.

Person 1: "rawr."

Person 2: "What o.O?"

Person 1: "Rule 114"

by Lesker November 07, 2010

Rule 695724369

Everything is sexual.
Everything.

Guy 1: Dude not everything can be sexual.
Guy 2: Rule 695724369.
Guy 1: Food.
Guy 2: Sexual.
Guy 1: Bikes.
Guy 2: Sexual.
ETC...

by Johnny United September 02, 2010