Family Reunion

A threesome act in which a man ejaculates inside of two woman’s mouths, then they kiss.

Sam: Where were you last night?
Bob: With Sally and Mary…been wanting to give em a Family Reunion
Sam: Damn.

by tonutornotonut January 21, 2026

family

A backronym for "Father and Mother, I Love You," symbolizing the essential love and bond shared among family members.

When I think about my support system, I realize that my family really embodies the phrase 'Father and Mother, I Love You'—it's all about love and connection!

by Emotional Cruiser January 23, 2026

the family discount

when one family member sells a certain product to another family member for a cheaper price than the product is actually worth

Stephen who was in dire need of some medication to help assist his special scholastic needs, and i mean special scholastic needs, decided to seek out his family member Matthew for a very special family discount. Upon meeting up with Matthew, Stephen was able to purchase 5 dollar pills for a whopping discount of 1 dollar, due to the fact that this was a family transaction and a result of the family discount. Unfortunately the pills were unable to assist special Stephen for his special academic needs.

by the glazed brownie master April 27, 2010

Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.

Have you read the Jesus family tomb?

by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010

Murphy Family

The trio of the Murphy Family, Dunbar the unibrow, Wyatt the fucked up hair in the back, and Ditzell the birthmark/mole that pusses out nasty shit. A pretty sick fucking family if you ask me

Murphy Family

by raspersnacks May 21, 2011

Legion Family

A family of people who wish they were cool so they call themselves "Legion Families"

Guy 1: Hi I am from a Legion Family!
Guy 2: Get a life..

by DontCare Cowboy June 28, 2011

Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

by tbergman July 13, 2011