tbergman's definitions

hibergnation

When you lie down to take a nap and when you wake up an entire season has passed.

"Wow! Ken slept so long that he missed an entire semester!" "Yeah, he was in hibergnation."

by tbergman March 20, 2010

Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

by tbergman July 13, 2011