Apple Hard

When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.

My new iPad just came, and I am Apple Hard right now!

by FBRPonline June 3, 2011

Apple-cest

When people who work at the Apple stores constantly hook up with one another.

I'm glad you don't work there anymore. No more apple-cest relationships.

by really? you need to know? June 4, 2010

The Apple Tree

The Apple Tree is a three act musical with three different parts: the first being based on Mark Twain's The Diary of Adam and Eve, the second based on Frank R. Stockton's The Lady or the Tiger? and the third based off Passionella by Jules Feiffer. Each has its own story line, but all are tied together by the common theme of the relationship between man and woman, common musical themes, and common references such as "Why Brown?" The musical opened on October 18, 1966, at the Shubert Theatre (in New York), and ran for 463 performances, closing on November 25, 1967. It originally starred Barbara Harris(who won a Tony for Best Actress in a Musical for the role), Alan Alda, and Larry Blyden. The Apple Tree also received several other major Tony nominations: Alda for Best Actor in a Musical, Jerry Bock and Sheldon Harnick for Best Composer and Lyricist, Mike Nichols for Best Direction of a Musical, Lee Theodore for Best Choreography, and the show itself for Best Musical. The Roundabout Theatre Company, one of New York’s largest not-for-profit theatre companies, mounted a revival in December 2006 with Kristin Chenoweth, Brian D'Arcy James in Alda's roles and Marc Kudisch in Blyden's. The reviews commonly say the musical is a bit dated but Chenoweth's performance is a marvel that keeps audiences coming. The revival of the Apple Tree comes to a close March 11,2007.
Songs include:

The Diary of Adam and Eve

Eden Prelude
Here in Eden
Feelings
Eve
Friends
The Apple Tree (Forbidden Fruit)
Beautiful, Beautiful world
It's A Fish
Go to Sleep, Whatever You Are
What Makes Me Love Him?
Eden Postlude

The Lady or the Tiger?

The Lady or the Tiger Prelude
I'll Tell You a Truth
Make Way
Forbidden Love (in Gaul)
The Apple Tree reprise
I've Got What You Want
Tiger, Tiger
Make Way reprise
Which Door?
I'll Tell You a Truth reprise

Passionella

Passionella Prelude
Oh, To Be a Movie Star
Gorgeous
(Who, Who, Who, Who) Who is She?
I Know
Wealth
You Are Not Real
Postlude

Kristin Chenoweth played her four roles in the Apple Tree wonderfully.

by Princess Barbara July 20, 2008

apple grabber

a person whom serially grabs/punches random people in the balls to cause pain and for there own personal amusement

"shit man, i was walking down the street yesterday and some apple grabber got me right in the balls"

by wedders&dalton2k9 June 16, 2009

apple-handsome

from norwegian "eplekjekk".

it means you're a dick

"omg did u hear what he said? talk about apple-handsome"

by moananana January 6, 2017

Apple Picking

The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.

Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!

by Orchard-eer September 24, 2020

apple crate

Apple crates are constructed from heavily knotted wood. These knots frequently fall out revealing a glory hole. A single crate can contain up to 20 glory holes for when the box is overturned on a person.

Sharon manned the apple crate for 2 hours.. At one point there was 15 holes filled.

by MattW1981 October 18, 2015