To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!
by not tellin ass hole May 09, 2005
Now Zeke, I know your cousin is cute and spendin' the night tonight and all, but don't go and feed turkey to trouble.
by Gorac November 03, 2010
by Chesty McHooters November 10, 2007
The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.
Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!
Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
by BlossomG April 03, 2013
1.buy 5 turkeys
2.stuff turkeys with beef flavored ramen noodles
3.cook in mini bake oven
4.buy a large stable neon pink beer pong table
5. rapefuck as many girls as possible on the beer pong table
6.buy dmany of red solo cups
7.drug as many professers as possible
8.balance red solo cup on nose of professers
9. slap red solo cup off nose
10. drink as much beer as possible
2.stuff turkeys with beef flavored ramen noodles
3.cook in mini bake oven
4.buy a large stable neon pink beer pong table
5. rapefuck as many girls as possible on the beer pong table
6.buy dmany of red solo cups
7.drug as many professers as possible
8.balance red solo cup on nose of professers
9. slap red solo cup off nose
10. drink as much beer as possible
Person 1: DUDE!! did you get the turkey for Turkey Slap Rape
Person 2: AS LONG AS U GOT THE BEER PONG TABLE!
Person 2: AS LONG AS U GOT THE BEER PONG TABLE!
by PARTYROCKIN July 06, 2012
When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
Barbara has turkey shower curtains.
by Molly Saluki September 25, 2006
by Chelsie February 22, 2004