Feed Turkey To Trouble

To encourage bad behavior.

Now Zeke, I know your cousin is cute and spendin' the night tonight and all, but don't go and feed turkey to trouble.

by Gorac November 3, 2010

Purple Turkey

When a woman strangles a man's penis and then he slaps her in the face with it

Tim: "Hey man what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"

by rosk August 5, 2014

You Turkey

Being wild or crazy. (Wild turkey).

Yo I just killed someone!
Damn man you Turkey!!

by FinnaMyGerber June 24, 2016

The Turkey

The act of a Male oiling himself up, placing his legs behind his head and having his girlfriend peck sweet corn our of his anus whist covered in feathers

Bloody hell did you see what Carley did to Josh last night? She did the Turkey on his ass!

by Kewl Breez April 7, 2020

Turkey Basting

the art or action of jacking off a turkey.

"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"

by billy joe hoe yo mo fo SHO December 21, 2007

Turkey Nuts

Where one of your nuts hangs lower than you other nuts. The higher of one nut accordin to the other.

Hey he has got the biggest turkey nuts.
How far apart are his turkey nuts?

by Micah aka hoVa October 10, 2004

turkey-sub

it is a fat kid that wont stop eating and his name is kieron sullivan

god your fat turk

by joe February 17, 2004