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remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc
Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.
by kingofgeats July 20, 2010
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remesscreation

v. When the child(ren) in your care pull back out the stuff you just finished putting away
Dad: What have you been up to all day?
Mom: Watching the kids performing remesscreation...
by brinnlit June 1, 2011
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remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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Rememberer

Another word for the section of a person's brain that holds memories.
I couldn't remember what I got... Apparently my rememberer wasn't working.
by Colbie123 June 14, 2011
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Remoteitis

A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.
Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011
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remooresful

being sickeningly capacitated by a michael moore interview
did you catch that michael moore interview last night? yeah i think its safe to say the whole country is remooresful.
by jmc1971 July 29, 2012
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Remedial Boner

The stage of the male penis where it isn't fully throbbing in sex crave but isn't completely flaccid and limp. Its a tad chubby and airborne.
Bro 1: Yo justin, I went to go get my physical for football and the nurse was so bonable that I got an Remedial Boner.

Bro 2: Did you fuck her?
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