muff

A slang word for Motherfucker

This Fucking Muff Niger can won't open

by Muff Niger November 21, 2016

Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 6, 2017

muffe

en kran, som man godt kunne blive kærester med

dum en muffe

by jegerduig January 25, 2017

muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon

When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya

by Muffcannon March 30, 2017

muffed down

When a lesbian gets fucked hard by another lesbian

Ellen really got muffed down by Portia last night.

by El_phantasmo April 20, 2017

muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017

muff cabbage

A derogatory term for having a fat belly or a lot of fat on your stomach that goes overy you waist

Dam Jame's muff cabbage makes all the ladies go crazy.

by Rohelio May 24, 2017