monkey love 

Love for craziness.

Monkey's are crazy animals. Almost as crazy as space bats. Are they not funny how they prance around? Almost like humans but not quite.

Monkey love is the love of craziness. You should use it when intoxicated with friends, hugging each other, drinking ale and screaming "Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey".

1) Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey.

2) Monkey loooooooove yeah! Whoooo yeah. Come on. Pass the ale

monkey love by dotoowam March 25, 2005

monkey slap 

A swift loose open handed slap applied to the top of someones head with a loose armed downward motion.

The bitch looked at me funny. So I monkey slapped her.

monkey slap by JeffL October 18, 2003

monkey fuck 

The act by which a man penetrates and trusts into their partner while holding them. The penetrated partner is not in contact with the ground but may be leaned up against a wall

"I picked my wife up, she put her legs around my waist and I monkey fucked her."

monkey fuck by crapshooter111 July 3, 2007

Monkey Shit

An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.

I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.

Monkey Shit by Jay Wilkins January 6, 2006

Monkey Scrotum 

When your ballsack feels like a monkeys, usually said when you are mad at someone or something; The sac of a monkey

when your girlfriend just dumps you, you might say monkey scrotum, because you feel like you have a monkeys scrotum.

Monkey Scrotum by cristoballs June 29, 2008

monkey lips

when the sides of a womans pussy are so big they look like monkey lip

i was eatingout this girl and her monkey lips almost ate me

monkey lips by mon-key lips May 16, 2004

Monkey Spank 

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

Monkey Spank by Marc April 3, 2005