AIM Instant Messenger

Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.

situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.

susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours

-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-

susie: oh, no worries! he's online!

by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009

instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.

I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.

by handle187 November 7, 2003

Messeh

A much smaller variant of tubnerd though equally as bad. Natural habitats include cs servers / irc and, in mating seasons, lans where it can be found b0rking unsuspecting gamers while they sleep.

OMG i think Messeh ruffled me with his winkee while i slept.

by Newbie April 13, 2004

messyfear

The greatest moodboard and meme account on instagram.

”Messyfear makes the best moodboards.”

by messyfear January 11, 2019

messydepressy

when the depression messes up ur life

me: “my life is a messydepressy”
friend: “ow is the depression controlling ur life”
me: “yeh bro it is”

by lil goth angel December 3, 2019

messya

A very uncommon name for a godly beautiful person who's good at art and sports but also lazy af

A: who is that pretty girl?
B: I don't know I've never seen her before
A: she looks like a Messya

by Sodiuum carbonate September 29, 2020

messyship

a “messy” relationship or a relationship usually involving more then two people but not on a mutual consenting level. often involves cheating and or back stabbing.

did you hear sally slashed johns tires because he cheated? what a messyship.

by classof24girl March 31, 2021