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Gojosimpiosis

This is a condition in which someone will have heart problems, manifesting emotionally, mentally and/or physically, just by looking, talking, thinking AND simping about Gojo Satoru from JJK.
My brother has to wear a heart monitor, now that he has been diagnosed with Gojosimpiosis.
by grilledbread January 2, 2025
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Goose Profanity

A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.
Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!
by HTIL January 6, 2025
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Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly
Heidi is the og Goose Granny.
by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025
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Goose

So good it's silly. Prompted from the typo "goos."
How's that new show you're watching?
It's goose man, can't stop watching.
by ACrackedEgg February 5, 2025
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Gatosexual

Gatosexual describes someone who experiences normal sexual attraction and desire (i.e. is allosexual), but whose sexual interest does not translate into pursuit or action unless certain conditions are met. These conditions typically include attraction, basic respect, and a sense that interest is mutual. Random hookups, transactional sex, or emotional guesswork feel wrong or emotionally costly, so desire remains internal unless the “gate” is opened. During periods where the gate remains closed, sexual desire is often expressed through fantasy or imagination, which serves as a safe, low-cost outlet rather than a substitute for real intimacy.
“I’m gatosexual — I want sex, I have fantasies, but I don’t chase unless it’s clearly mutual.”
by De_mux February 4, 2026
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Goose stepping

Bro I was goose stepping the whole way tho the house
by anonymous March 19, 2026
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Goose Caboose

Goose Caboose is a playful term or nickname used to as a term of endearment for a small child and his/her behavior or physical cuteness
Look at that boy! He's being such a goose caboose!
by Plightman February 8, 2025
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