Not everyone can eat sandwiches 

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"

Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

Not everyone can eat sandwiches by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat 

A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.

Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault

Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat by GrayHollows August 13, 2022

how to eat 

Put food into your mouth. Then Chew. Then swallow. Then you ate something. Don't Choke!

Wow, How to Eat saved my life. It made me understand how to eat and not die.

how to eat by TehWeirdo January 28, 2018

Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.

Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.

Don't shit where you eat by A1988 February 16, 2020

Never eat raspberries 

A useful and memorable piece of advice provided by Arnold's grandfather from the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold!".

Grandpa: Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure.

Arnold: What's that?

Grandpa: Never eat raspberries.
Grandpa holds his stomach

Grandpa: Gotta go!
Grandpa runs to the bathroom

Never eat raspberries by Violent J Wick'd Clown January 16, 2011

Cold Eat On 

The act of eating cold food in excessive amounts, no matter the taste, due to starvation.

girl: Gross!! That guy just cleaned out my fridge!

boy: Looks he's having a cold eat on.

Cold Eat On by Qwerpou April 11, 2010

“I wanna eat your art” 

This sentence is usually from a video of someone’s art, where the people commenting will go “i wanna eat your art” or “your art looks scrumptious”, which is another way of saying “your art looks good” or “your art looks so skrunkly”.
Now this is positive be very happy if someone says this to you! :)

“Hey look at my art”(person 1)
“I wanna eat your art” (person 2)
“😰..TYSM!!” (person 1)

“I wanna eat your art” by R0yWh0 March 19, 2023