spicy donkey

When a man shakes Red Hot or Tabasco on his girl's chocolate starfish after donkey punching her.

Phil gave Elaine a spicy donkey.

by CBizzie September 1, 2007

donkey shpidell

A donkey shpidell is when you get fucked in the ass while eating skittles.

Me and Daveion had an amazing donkey shpidell last night it was great.

by DavyBaby247 January 24, 2017

Donkey Juice

50% Robitussin Maximum Strength DM cough syrup, 50% Baileys Irish Cream, Season to taste with Ketamine

"Anything
anything would be better than this agony of mind
this creeping pain
that gnaws and fumbles and caresses one and never hurts quite enough
this donkey juice is messin with my balls"

by izzyfU(kinsucks January 27, 2022

Donkey Sickness

When you feel sickened immediately after waking up next to a male or female that is not attractive.

After a big party night, Mike felt the donkey sickness coming on when he looked over at who he had hooked up with that night.

by eemmmmaaaa January 14, 2011

donkey dick

when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick

by donkey dicker January 9, 2019

donkey scrub

It's a nuggy

"Don't scratch my head that hard it's turning into a donkey scrub"

by Donkey scrub May 15, 2016

soap donkey

The act of masturbating in the shower with soap. Also known as 'making' soap donkeys.

David has been in the shower for quite a while, he must be making soap donkeys.

by soapdonkey July 7, 2014