calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

Calob

Calob also known as cal loves big fat juicy vaginas. He’s is often seen between the breasts of his grandmother and mother. His dream is to be in a anime porn voice over as anime girl number 5. Calob never misses a chance at chugging diet dr. Pepper and stuffing his face with lots of long hard hot dogs. You’ll always want a Calob in your life. He’s ambiguous and kind and may or may not be going under Asian transformation surgery.

“Omfg calob makes me squirm in a bad way bc he’s so naughty”

“Stop it calob your making my mom jealous you little cougar you”

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Calro

That is not a real name, the real name is Carlo but you're too stupid to be able to spell such a simple name that probably you should be called Calro instead.

Dear Calro,

I hope this email finds you well.

Re: That's not my name Jane, my name is CaRLo for fuck's sake.

by canyoubelieveit? April 11, 2024

callousy fallacy

When a begging the question fallacy is used over and over to the point of ridiculousness. Coined by the very intelligent Bearapalegic coffee. On 24/7 FE discord

Rumpus you have clearly begged the question constantly for the past hour. Your clearly guilty of committing the callousy fallacy. Ohhhh fack!!

by Bearapalegic coffee May 7, 2024

caloflage

A word you would shakesparely/fancily use if you wanted someone to piss the fuck off out if your sight

"Caloflage yourself you twat"

by Lowgs December 8, 2024

Calorate

To eat and/or consume calories. Increasing caloric intake

Boss, I need more than 30 minutes to sufficiently calorate for my 8 hour shift at work.

by Tony Brosi January 11, 2025

Calorize

Dr. Kathy Stuart's word for consuming enough calories to sustain enthusiasm and vigor during demanding and Interesting activities. Such as in visiting a world-class art museum

Be sure to be sufficiently Calorized before you enter a job interview.

by A UC Davis Student February 25, 2025