Bum Island 

The island that sits in the middle of the Milwaukee, Division and Ashland ave intersection in Bucktown/Wicker Park Chicago, IL. This little patch of land is located off the Division Blueline stop and is rittled with Bums and ghetto trash smoking blunts and asking for cigs and money.

Tod: Are there any good fast food places over here?

Sarah: Yeah, travel west on Ashland ave. until you hit Bum Island, then take a left at the light. Be sure to hit as many bums on the way to Wendy's; I recommend getting the spicey chicken sandwich. I hate Bum Island!!

Bum Island by Tillters1236 June 15, 2010

Bum Rush 

To request anal to quickly in a relationship.

Jenny broke up with Adam because he bum rushed her.

Bum Rush by Bum Rush June 1, 2014

bum fuzzle 

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)

Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.

bum fuzzle by matt November 6, 2004

Bum Wipes 

Slang term that can be used in place of "Toilet Paper."

Hey Joe, we're out of bum wipes!

Bum Wipes by Michael (the main man) September 1, 2008

Bum-Crumb

Another way of saying "Sh*t"!
It's much more babyish and boffin, but funner to say and isn't illegal in schools.

It was made up by Drayton-Kids from West London.

Yes... Londoners are strange.

Bob: Your mum just died.
Jim: Oh bum-crumb!
Bob: Correct... Bum-crumb.

Bum-Crumb by TheSchmexxieDevil January 23, 2009

Bum Lunch 

having a meager lunch similar to that which a hobo might consume on any given summer day. Usually cooked using primitive means

Bum 1:I just spent two hours cooking some hot dogs in a shoebox lined with tin foil. Want one?

Bum 2:Heck yes!Bum lunch rocks!

Bum Lunch by TheMidnightGolfers April 30, 2010

bum candy 

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

bum candy by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011