baconnarnia

a mystical world where softball terms get changed into bacon and other stupid words

Courtney and Dez decided who was going to cover 2nd base by saying baconnarnia and roflcoptor

by thunderchick98 October 4, 2011

Bacon Facial

The act of steaming your face with the steam created by washing hot bacon grease out of a pan in the sink.

After frying up a pan full of bacon, Bob headed over to the sink for a bacon facial.

by Cannonball September 1, 2012

Bacondom

Noun. Delicious contraceptive device constructed of cured pig flesh.

Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”

"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"

"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"

"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"

"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."

by Pigporker January 28, 2014

Bacon It Rain

(Verb): When someone is "Makin' It Rain" bacon-style. Entails cooking a tremendous amount of bacon and feeding dozens of fellow bacon-eating friends.

"You gotta come down to Kyle's place man. He's bacon it rain!"

"I'm on my motherfucking way."

by Dild Oreilly November 21, 2013

bacon pants

When your pants smell like bacon

When I got home from work I made Breakfast for Dinner. Afterward when I was changing into my pajamas I noticed that my pants smelled like bacon pants

by chardmore April 15, 2014

baconcy

That horrible feeling when you thought you had bacon but just realized that you had already run out, are are now bacon-less.

There is a baconcy in my heart.

by large91 April 25, 2015

baconphilia

The affinity and attraction to Bacon.

Kintock's baconphilia stems from his desire to consume high sodium products.

by Kintock November 1, 2017