5 minute crafts

Crafts that take take more than 5 minutes. And are also useless.

Tik Tok 5 minute crafts are useless

by dont steal me fruit loops November 9, 2021

Stage 5 Depression

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup

girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

5 o'clock Charlie

When your boss does somethnig just as you're about to clock out that fucks up the rest of your day or weekend. Typically, this is comprised of a request for you to do some work and is due to laziness and/or lack of preparedness on their part.

This is a reference to an episode of MASH where the enemy would fly in everyday at 5 o'cock and drop a bomb on the camp's garbage pile.

Darcy is such a shitty boss. She came in to my office just as I was clocking out and told me she needed the last 2 weeks of bank records before I go. She knew about this request a long time ago but since she sucks as a manager and a human being, she thinks it's okay to routinely drop these 5 o'clock Charlies in my lap.

by ImaLuzer June 9, 2018

JV 5-stock

The act of winning a 4-life Super Smash Bros. match without losing any lives or taking any damage; a superior variation of the 4-stock, in which no lives are lost but damage is taken.

James: Man, this guy crushed me in Smash!
Luke: Yeah, he didn't just 4-stock you, he JV 5-stocked you!

by CoopSoup March 30, 2021

5 billion hoes

The ultimate status of a chad, one who has achieved so many hoes that it is unbelievable how chad one man is.

Yo I heard Michael has 5 billion hoes wtf??

by Ram57 May 20, 2021

5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!

Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

5 second rule

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.

We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003