go heck yourself

What eight year old Roblox players say to Minecraft players without getting in trouble at school.

Minecraft Player: LOL minecraft is so much better than roblox *whips*
Roblox Player: go heck yourself *dabs*

by 420-69 November 25, 2018

forget yourself

to act boldly or arrogantly. Phrase used to humble a person.

I believe you forget yourself sir!

by dudeperson3 January 18, 2009

do yourself in

(verb phrase, colloquial euphemism)

To die by suicide, chronic self-abuse or careless behavior.

We've brought you to the Crisis Intervention ward because you tried to do yourself in.

Slow down on the wet road, or you'll do yourself in.

Shooting heroin and coke together is a surefire recipe to do yourself in.

by david lincoln brooks December 29, 2010

beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 8, 2006

go fund yourself

Pronounced 'Go Fffffffffffffffund Yourself'. A game founded by Jonathan Wier (host of the Jonathan Wier Show, the most popular evening (6-9 PM) radio show in Kansas City) ripped off by many (including Stephen Colbert) where bad examples of go fund me (people who do not deserve money and/or are asking for money for something stupid) pages are found, presented, and voted on. The winner of the bad go fund me pages gets a small donation with a loving, heartfelt message.

Hey Rod, you know what time it is? It's time to make a difference, it's time to Go Fund Yourself (Go Fffffffffffffund Yourself).

by KMBC listener 69 June 1, 2018

Tripling Yourself

When a guy, when he ejaculates, also defecates and vomits at the same time.

Tripling yourself, as discussed in Misfits...

Nathan: Just before I started my community service, I had an incident with this girl.

Laura: What kind of incident?

Nathan: Right... I picked her up in this dentists waiting room (she was having some sort of oral surgery). So we go out, few drinks, couple of kebabs, then it's straight back to her place to start with the shagging.

And I've built up a nice rhythm, and I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just hovering in the pleasure zone... and then BAM! All hell breaks loose. I tripled myself.

Pause

Laura: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

Nathan: You know, tripling. It's when you cum, puke and shit yourself all at the same time.

Kelly: For Fucks Sake...

Nathan: Three bodily functions: doing the triple.

by B Gary December 18, 2010

unfuck yourself

Exorting someone to 1)resolve a weird/bad situation he put himself into 2)take care of his own problems in a timely manner. (source: Francesca)

C'mon Joe, I can't wait the whole day: unfuck yourself and come over here with us.

by Gus Bettella January 25, 2006