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cup of wheat 

1. A couple of Weeks

2. Developed into a greeting, similar to hello. Used mostly in the "Land of No Streetlights" (Freeland) and Long Hanborough, both located in the Oxfordshire county of the United Kingdom

Originates from the following Example:
(Village pub setting)
"Hey, isn't it the smoking ban in a couple weeks?"
"Did you just say cup of wheat?"
"No, I said a couple weeks"
*Cue Laughter

Example 2:
"Cup of wheat!"
"Ah, Cup of wheat, my good man!"
Related Words

Field of Wheat 

Metaphor

-The term used to describe a situation when one is found completely surrounded by women with long radiant hair, most of whom blonde.

As you never expect to be fully surrounded by attractive women, one is usually taken by surprise as you would coming upon a large clearing or meadow; thus, likening the brilliant golden hair to a field of wheat.
"It was so windy, I showed up to class just before it started and found the first seat I could. As soon as I looked up from my bag, I found myself sitting in a Field of Wheat dude.. So many blondes"
Field of Wheat by Fr0zenM0nkey March 30, 2011

pull a wheat thin 

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.
Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."
pull a wheat thin by Kasey W. January 8, 2008

whole wheat 

adj.- more sexy than usual.
"I'm feeling whole wheat tonight, Mom."
whole wheat by g-spot August 14, 2003

sunset wheat 

A type of beer that girly men like to drink.
Timbo drank all the sunset wheat while knitting.
sunset wheat by XtestmessageX June 19, 2008

cream of wheat 

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.
I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".
cream of wheat by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009