Welfare Cook book

An Imaginary Book of recipes used for cooking the most amazing food with the least amount of ingrediants. If you recieve "Food Stamps" you've heard of this Book.

Mom made us another amazing meal last night. Ramen Noodles with garlic and Ketchup. Tasted just like spaghetti. She must have got that one from the Welfare Cook book.

Welfare Cook book by Vandie August 16, 2006

Welfare Cleaning 

What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.

John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!

Welfare Cleaning by Unknown.Programmer August 29, 2006

Welfare-barnacle

noun- 1A person who refuses to use birth-control despite their excessive promiscuity and lower-class financial status.

2Anyone who wants children "with their new man/woman", despite existing children from another parent, with no regard to financial ability.

3Anyone who will have a child with an inability to financially or emotionally support any number of them.

4A promiscuous individual who wants children like a child wants puppies, and has no concept or ability to act as a functional parent; A person who views a child as an accessory, instead of a responsibility.

5A person who continually has children simply to increase benefits given by welfare, or who disregards the cost to everyone else to support their willful "promiscuity-without-protection" lifestyle.

"I would give to the poor in Rainier Valley, but there are so many welfare-barnacles out there, I changed my mind. They should hand out condoms instead of money."

Welfare-barnacle by Prom&Lusus2 April 22, 2009

Welfare check makers 

Big fuzzy overused balls put into action just to get another check,cause you know after 5 kids your wifes meat wallet be droopin like a yo-yo.

Awwww son! I'm gettin me an 84 Cutlass since I got the ol' Welfare Check Makers cranked up again.

Welfare check makers by Swifty Cumberdale January 9, 2008

welfare whip 

welfare whip: a term created by a man living on the IL/WI border between two big cities swarmming with "welfare whips". the meaning is a vehicle bought using the tax payers money,usually driven by a black person who cannot or WILL NOT get a job,and usually having oversized wheels (tractor wheels wrapped in tinfoil). this is not uncommon at all in big citys such as (chicago,milwaukee,cleavland,oakland,L.A.). the "welfare whip" could also be a shitty vehicle with 24" rims,or a mercedes with disability plates driving through the ghetto . in other words any vehicle bought with the tax payers money.

niglet : damn you saw's shaniq-walikes new ride, jumpin jammal?

jumpin jamal: hells yeaaahhh he must of just got is welfare check, that is one tizzight welfare whip

welfare whip by 00beast00 August 25, 2010

welfare wagon 

Any variety of piece of shit car used to transport large unemployed inner city families.

Damn, look at dat beat up ass welfare wagon.

welfare wagon by steven September 9, 2003

welfare mom 

Notable Moxie mixed drinks include the “Welfare Mom”, which consists of equal parts Diet Moxie and Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy.

The future unwed mothers of Biddeford Maine habitually get wasted on "Welfare Moms."

welfare mom by coitus interruptus July 1, 2008