A sexual act that requires will and strength. You find a sexual partner who wears a weave/wig. You perform the Angry Weave by bending said partner over and start to have sexual intercourse doggy style. Once you are fully engaged, you rip off her weave, place it on your head and start laughing menacingly. As she starts to pull away angrily. You hold on for dear life. Creating the Angry Weave.
My girl broke up with me last night, apparently she was not into the "The Angry Weave". I got to keep the hair though.
by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019
Get the The Angry weave mug.When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.
Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.
"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."
"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."
by basketweave332 December 11, 2019
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by Imascorpio13 October 21, 2019
Get the National Snatch Weave Day mug."Weave" is short for weaver, a retard. and "tard" is obviously short for retard. so when you say weavetard, you actually mean retardretard. and frankly, you sound like a "weavetard" when you say it.
by DreamWeaver23 April 8, 2009
Get the Weavetard mug.everything awful in the world. a bad-tasting food? weavercore. A bad day? Weavercore. Named after the worst "human" to plague the world.
by mikasastoilet December 19, 2021
Get the weavercore mug.When a Utah Driver is driving in the complete opposite lane of an exit or a turn they need. Because they're Utards, they realize at the last second that they need to get to the other side of the road and instantly weave across multiple lanes of traffic without ever looking and almost causing fatal crashes. If they're on a freeway, sometimes they barely miss the crash barrels as they exit off the freeway.
"OH SH**! That Utard almost caused me to crash when they Utah Weave'd across the 4 lanes of the freeway!"
by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010
Get the Utah Weave mug.A tangled mess of synthetic hair that is ripped out in a tussle. This mess of hair is usually inter-twined with real hair from a ratchet hoe. This mess of hair can be seen roaming the streets waiting to find its home in the mouth of a clogged sewer.
by pantslesslegend April 16, 2017
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