Washer

When an inexperienced surfer gets thrown around in a wave.

Jeez, look at the guy. He just got tossed in the "washer".

by Surfer390 October 16, 2022

Washer Bung

When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe

{Sleeping}*One wiff*

{Cheer Captain Screams: Washer Bung!}

by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023

wayshee

Abbreviation for the term "its just the way she goes"

your girlfriend cheats on you with a black guy - "wayshee"
loses all his saving gambling on sunday football - "wayshee"
accidently used my chinese accent at work - "wayshee"
hit reply-all on an email - "wayshee"

by jammer5hole November 11, 2025

Ball Washer

Someone who joins them because he cant beat them

Ball Washer -REV EM UP IS A MAJOR
"Ball Washer"

by F-BROS October 16, 2008

Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.

WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.

by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010

Shakeproof Washer

Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.

Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.

by balconybelly November 11, 2011

sam washer

1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.

''What was that wet noise?''
''Did she just Sam Washer?''
''She sure did!''

by Robyn Thorpe May 1, 2012