Washdogs

When u find some unfunny shit the funniest fuckin thing in the universe for a small amount of time before realising that it aint funny

Bob: ah mate I just saw an old lady taking her dog for a walk where it took a shite and she just stuck an american flag in it, I had a full washdogs
Greg: noice

by Yaboibob March 1, 2020

Wash my penis

A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.

Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.

by Just_Wavy_Baby October 1, 2020

wash my watery dick

wow, your that bored that you literally searched up "wash my watery dick" in urban dictionary, wow.

"im so fucking bored"
"have you tried searching up "wash my watery dick" on urban dictionary?"
"what the fuck"

by Jocelyn the Helicopter June 1, 2021

apathy wash

When kitchen implements are not unloaded from the dishwasher because one isn't entirely certain where they are stored, and instead are left in for another cycle until someone else (wife/girlfriend) can put them away.

Wife: Honey, why did all the measuring cups and the slotted spoons go through the dishwasher again?

Husband (aloud): Oh those? Well they still looked a little dirty so I ran them through again. . .

Husband (thinking bubble): . . . and I have no friggin' clue where you put them so I just apathy washed them all.

by olsongt January 19, 2010

J-Walsh

While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!

Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)

by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012

Weather Wash

Pouring soap on your vehicle minutes before a torrential downpour.

I'm too lazy and broke for a real car wash, so I weather washed.

by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015

Truck wash

When you put your truck in her garage and it comes out all wet

Man, I totally got my truck washed last night after the bar.

by ToxicDust March 26, 2017