what the fuck is a mile 

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

what the fuck is a mile by уour mum April 2, 2025

AYO WHAT THE FUCK 

When you are least expecting something, but that something is worse than you intended.

Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!

Friend: I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!

Boss: *Enters phase 2*

Both: AYO WHAT THE FUCK

AYO WHAT THE FUCK by ayo what the fuck April 3, 2022

Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.

EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?

Excuse me what the fuck by Divorce The Bucket August 31, 2018

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about 

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about by TripleAron May 17, 2022

bitch what the fuck 

A phrase from a popular vine used to show extreme confusion, disgust, or anger.

*sees boy walk into class with crocs*
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

bitch what the fuck by BITCHWHATHEFUCK June 21, 2016

S.S. What The Fuck 

When two people have been "talking" for a number of months but one person has more feelings than the other and feels like they are at a halt in the relationship and are not sure if they are friends or worth of dating.

Jane says she and Jon are on the S.S. What the Fuck. They have been doing the deed and everything but are still not official.

S.S. What The Fuck by ally is aa August 24, 2008

wait, what the fuck

A phrase used by people someone who is confused about something, but mad at the same time.

Wait, what the fuck?

wait, what the fuck by 9,502,659 September 24, 2011