Umbrella

The worst song ever.

Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella -ella -ella -ehh -ehh -ehh

Emo Kid: Woah! Such a deep hidden message.

by PostPwned June 27, 2007

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Umbrella Stand

An act whereby one runs up behind a friend (or stranger) with a clenched fist, rams it up their bum hole lifting them up above their head with the inserted hand while shouting at the top of their voice "UMBRELLA STAND!!!".
Mostly used on enemies as a form of embarassment, as an extreme form of foreplay or on friends as a hilarious practical joke.

Hey Pete, theres that girl you fancy. Asking her out is SOOO last season, if you want my relationship advice you should umbrella stand her!

by 27 Faces July 8, 2007

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victorious umbrella rocket

While jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. Continue "choking the chicken" until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to FLY!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)

Last night, Jimmy had the highest score at victorious umbrella rocketing I have EVER SEEN!

by eat March 9, 2007

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Umbrella

(noun) - collapsable canopy that protects from the weather

Mike and Fran playing hangman:

Fran's stuck on an eight letter word, Mike starts offering hints: "It's got a crooked handle...before you use it you have to stretch it first...and it's something we can share."

Fran eons later: "That sounds so wrong...ohh..I've got it- umbrella"

by veritasaequitas November 2, 2010

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yellow umbrella

The symbol for democracy and freedom, used in the yellow umbrella revolution in Hong Kong.

Under the yellow umbrella and pepper spray, we won't give up!

by ValarDohaeris November 8, 2015

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The Umbrella Academy

Literally one of the greatest shows of all time, features one of the best televised plots of all time, and guess what? its a comic book series too! If you haven't, go watch The Umbrella Academy because it is the best show ever, enough said.

Person 1- Bro have you watched The Umbrella Academy?
Person 2- Dude its my favorite show!
Person 3- What's The Umbrella Academy?

Person 1- Go watch it ASAP its the best show ever.

by QueenMercury August 24, 2021

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