lock twat

Its an urban legend that while you are nailing a chick her twat locks up and you can't pull your dick out.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to Sully last night? He was doing his girl and she got lock twat"!!! "Her dad came home and they had to go to the E.R. and get a doctor to release her lock twat".

by Sully baby March 1, 2009

Twatacopter

Mainly a girl who is exceedingly annoying and is hovering around you while you are trying to pick up a girl at a bar, club, or other events (be it charity events, doctors office, the grocery store, party... we have all seen the overly drunk girl at a party on some guy who clearly does not want her). This girl does not necessarily have to be a friend, she just has to be annoying enough to ruin your game.

Nick: Dude, that bitch was such a twatacopter, she was just hovering around me the whole night as I was trying to pick up Emma

Harry: I know man, she was one of those drunk twatacopters too, just hanging off you you basically. Fuck, sorry man

Nick: Don't worry about it... maybe next time she just wont be there.

Harry: lets hope...

by Bleek September 28, 2009

twattina

Superlative of "twat" - a person that exhibits extra twattitude. May also refer to an effeminate gay male who happens to be a twat.

Look at that twattina, dancing in the cage in his underwear.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

twatterrhea

When a woman is on her menstural cycle and her monthly flow is very heavy .

"You gonna come watch the game over at brizzles?" "nah my girl has the dreaded TWATTERRHEA"

by STEVIE-O 904 February 21, 2009

Twaxin

Eatin on some shit.

"The other day I was twaxin on some dank ass cookies nigga."

by yamamabeatsya August 21, 2011

twat broom

The mustache of a cunnilingus aficionado. Generally bushy, and smelling slightly of poon juice, thereby offering a lingering olfactory reward to the twat broom's owner.

Dude, how can you rock that twat broom, when it totally interferes with your consumption of the david lee roth?

The twat broom requires some sacrifices, but also offers certain rewards that defy description in polite society.

You mean like how your face always smells like a pussy?

Exactly!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 12, 2010

Twant

Part twat and part cunt - a twant is someone behaving in a manner that is both stupid AND bitchy.

Twant - someone so full of themselves that they aren't aware they are actually stupid. But they are aware they are bitchy and enjoying being that way for no reason. While it may more frequently apply to women, men can also behave as twants.

by Cytosisters November 10, 2013