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The Gaming Tortoise

The person in your friend group that you always have to wait for when you're all playing games together because they are stuck on a level.
Bob: C'mon guys lets hurry this up!
Bill: *gets caught up*
Nathan: GUYS IM STUCK
Johnathan: *gets caught up* Hurry up! You're 100% The Gaming Tortoise of our friend group!
by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 5, 2023
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Tortoise Launcher

Where defacating takes place into the inner workings of a high-powered vacuum. The vacuum is then set in the reverse operation to ejaculate your steaming excraments at very high velocity into the face of your loved one.
Dude, Wilbur totally screwed up my vacuum when he gave your girlfriend one wicked Tortoise Launcher.
by Wyatt Erp January 21, 2010
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tortillia

A nickname you give people who pronounce tortilla as tortillia
hey look its our friend tortillia!
by Nerdy_girl_808 April 17, 2016
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Lazy Tort

A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"
1: "Wow! They've been together for such a long time!"
2:"Yeah, definitely a Lazy Tort!"
Damn
by Lol It's Lucy BRUH January 30, 2017
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Torting

A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.
Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.

Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014
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tortalect

Tortuous lecturer. This individual is not just prone to tortuous lecturing in matters of intellectual discussion, but considers this a form of casual social conversation. He or she will only give accounts that are overly long, detailed, winding. His approach is completely self-centered, without regard to the attention-state of needs of his sounding board. He will not reads signs of boredom or fatigue but may get peeved when details are not remembered by victims. The tortalect will assume the listener's patience can be mistaken for friendship. Conversation ultimately becomes lecturing.
Since becoming immersed in grad school, Dena is a complete tortalect. When we talk on the phone, she will just go on and on about herself. It's even worse when we are out because she will glam onto any stranger and start her tortalects.
by omarazam March 17, 2006
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thort binti

realizing something is not what it seems.
"Before I saw the pic n just read the caption I thort binti hahah"
by telefoan February 14, 2012
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