tortalect

Tortuous lecturer. This individual is not just prone to tortuous lecturing in matters of intellectual discussion, but considers this a form of casual social conversation. He or she will only give accounts that are overly long, detailed, winding. His approach is completely self-centered, without regard to the attention-state of needs of his sounding board. He will not reads signs of boredom or fatigue but may get peeved when details are not remembered by victims. The tortalect will assume the listener's patience can be mistaken for friendship. Conversation ultimately becomes lecturing.

Since becoming immersed in grad school, Dena is a complete tortalect. When we talk on the phone, she will just go on and on about herself. It's even worse when we are out because she will glam onto any stranger and start her tortalects.

by omarazam March 17, 2006

tortality

The twisted chase for the 2017 solar eclipse in all of its totality.
The twisted and improper use of totality.

Will we be in the range of tortality for the eclipse in Sun Valley. - Josh

by The digital nomad August 20, 2017

Tortalical

A general insult for someone you don't like

He's so tortalical

by The creator of the tortalical October 7, 2018

totalrectomy

removal of the uterus, ovaries, everything.

That woman can't reproduce. She had a totalrectomy.

by Numbers Kid May 20, 2011

Tortactivities

Any hoodrat activities done or participated in by a torta aka a fat Latina/Hispanic/Mexican hot Cheeto eating female

Hey look! It’s Fatima, she’s over there flashing them doing “Tortactivities” with her fat ass!

by Manny MF Toledo December 17, 2023