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Tactical Insertion

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.
Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch
by TallyNasty August 25, 2010
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Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).
"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."
by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010
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tactical barbie

1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.
Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"
by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014
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Tactical gay

Someone who acts gay to get girls attention
by Jefferey_j January 27, 2014
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Tactical Dan

A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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Tactical Flush

Tactical Flush is a technique that helps prevent clogging of a toilet when one has an extraordinary bowel movement. To utilize this technique one must simply flush the toilet as they are releasing the poop. When doing so, the toilet does not give the poop a chance to settle and immediately sucks it away.
Damn dude, it's a good thing I'm not a cunt and did a tactical flush or your toilet woulda been destroyed.
by Teknikal October 23, 2017
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Tactical chundy

The act of making ones self vomit to slow the process of alcohal intoxication
Lucas was hella lit at the party but was feeling sick, he went to the bathroom to preform a tactical chundy
by ImpairedSeaFlap September 24, 2018
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