irl trading

An exchange of irl currency for in-game items.

Made popular by the Skyblock community on Hypixel, but also applies to other games that include trading.

Random non: Bro, I'll give you 20 bucks for that Pigman sword.
You: Irl trading is bannable, dumbass.

by technopog June 22, 2020

fidget trading

trading fidget toys for other fidget toys such as fidget spinners and pop-its.

8 year old: Hey, wanna do fidget trading?
Other 8 year old: Sure!

by cheezit! July 8, 2021

trust trade

A trading scam in video games where the victim is asked to trade his items for nothing as an act if trust. The scammer promises to return the items after the trade, but keeps the items instead.

This scam is commonly used in Roblox to trick rotards.

Scammer: Wanna trust trade?
Rotard: ok
Scammer: I'll trade your stuff back
(trade completed)
Rotard: ok trade it back
Scammer: *leaves game*

by Crimflare February 1, 2022

Mary G porter traditional school

You get like 3 minutes of locker time and get marked tardy if your late even if it’s because your locker is jammed. And your constantly being marked late because the busses come late all the time for drop off and than you get home late cuz they come late to pick you up. The students are so tired and bored of being basically under lock down 247 that they just talk about each other and spread rumors and due to the school being so small a rumor can go from 1st grade to 8th grade in a day. The bathrooms are gross and the food IS DISGUSTING so many kids have found hair in their food it’s vile. The teacher are unnecessarily strict and ALWAYS talking about students with the ladies at the front desk, the teachers gossip MORE than the students so, like a couple of teenagers. This school is NOT traditional it’s a breeding ground for self-esteem issues and unfairness.

“What’s that school you dropped out of?”
“Mary G porter traditional school, I hated that place”

by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019

Traded

Adjective - Used to describe exactly how drunk, high, fucked up, or whatever takes your fancy that you and/or your friends are/were.

This is not to be confused with faded, as being faded is a much lower level of fucked up than traded.

See examples below.

Kyle - "Bro, I got so traded last night! Not like James Harden traded, like KG to the Celtics traded!"

Tim - "Ahh shit man, that's crazy man. Like you ain't no free agent? You was traded? Damn."

Mec - "I'm feelin' so traaadeddd!"

by MecSoTraded November 16, 2012

Anglo-Saxon political traditions

When you espouse white supremacist beliefs, but you still want to be invited to parties.

Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.

by Bogrimm April 16, 2021

Trader JoeHoe

Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.

They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!

by hidekoeng December 14, 2008