Tijuana Torpedo

A Tijuana Torpedo is that painful shit you take after you eat some hella spicy Mexican food.

Guy 1: Hey man, you okay?
Guy 2: No, I just dropped a Tijuana Torpedo
Guy 1: Oh hell

by Fuqwan Hurricane Tiger Blood June 16, 2016

neato torpedo

An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.

Bill: Wow that car was tripped out
Bob: Yeah, it was neato torpedo!
Bill: Fag!

by Diana Stephens May 25, 2005

back door torpedo

when you are having sex with a girl and you are about to cum, in one deft movement you pull out and shove it in her anus without warning and immediately ejaculate in a sexual explosion.

last night i gave julie a back door torpedo!

by russland September 10, 2010

pink torpedo

a male member

Damn, I'd like to sink her battleship with my pink torpedo

by manfat June 28, 2003

torpedo

A long turd.

Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

torpid

sluggish, lacking enthusiasm, lacking excitement.

The public's torpid response to John McCain's candidacy was electrified when he nominated Sarah Palin.

by Old-School-Con October 23, 2008