by jon smith tyyyy April 17, 2007
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Natural breasts that are so huge and horizontal in orientation that they could in theory be used as a shelf of sorts. Shelf Tities most often occur on obese black women, but on occasion can be seen on massive white and hispanic women. Shelf Tities must be natural, ie, huge breasts created via breast implants do not apply.
Guy 1: Hey man, look at that fat woman over there.
Guy 2: Holy Crap! those are some massive shelf tities!
Guy 1: Yea man, I bet you could set your drink up there and it wouldnt fall off.
Guy 2: Holy Crap! those are some massive shelf tities!
Guy 1: Yea man, I bet you could set your drink up there and it wouldnt fall off.
by SSS383 October 30, 2007
Get the Shelf Tities mug.Titus is the funny guy, or at least he thinks he is. Titus loves to surround him self with girls because he can’t make guy friends. The reason he can’t make guy friends is because he loves to get butt fucked by no less the 12 guys at the same time.
by Bigdaddyjerry December 5, 2019
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1. The condition in which one becomes afflicted by the Titus.
2. Of or being openly conversive with the Titus in Spark.
1. The condition in which one becomes afflicted by the Titus.
2. Of or being openly conversive with the Titus in Spark.
Titusitus.
by Ben Alorican November 22, 2010
Get the Titusitus mug.Any art or a manipulating ideology which can be used on any individual.This Titusknowledge is used in the Game field to seduce the opposite sex with game but influenced by physcology
Spots a target (girl) before you strike you have to observe the 3 things that she is doing
Boy:hey i like that dress that you looking at
Girl:Thanks so why you approach me then
This is where titusknowledge kicks in
Boy:i was admiring it and its my young sister b-day and was wondering if you could help me out would you like to try it the dress for me she has the same amazing posture as you
Girl:ok mmmmmmm
Boy:Hows you bf anyways
Girl : I dont havew obe why ask
Boy when was you last relationship
This when pyschology kicks in the rest is determined by your and you game
Boy:hey i like that dress that you looking at
Girl:Thanks so why you approach me then
This is where titusknowledge kicks in
Boy:i was admiring it and its my young sister b-day and was wondering if you could help me out would you like to try it the dress for me she has the same amazing posture as you
Girl:ok mmmmmmm
Boy:Hows you bf anyways
Girl : I dont havew obe why ask
Boy when was you last relationship
This when pyschology kicks in the rest is determined by your and you game
by Z-mack July 25, 2011
Get the titusknowledge mug.The man behind the beast. Titieus has a severe rage problem. Called, the rage of titieus. Beware for monsterquest to be hunting the Titmeister, for he is a danger to society.
Dude did you see Titieus flip yesterday?" other friend, "yeah he was going insane, showing off his rage perfectly.
by The big fick May 18, 2011
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