tired brain 

When you stay up so late that your brain doesnt function as well as it should .

Lillie: caused by feelings .. that doesn't make any sense
Max: idk lol
Lillie: wouldn't they just say 'feelings'
Max: Idk lol maybe
Lillie: lol I think its my tired brain
Max: haha not just yours. We cant process things rn
Lillie: we should put that on urban dictionary...

tired brain by 92wasmymomsname June 19, 2014

Tired Hungry 

When you keep getting hungry from staying up late

Do I really keep getting tired hungry?

Tired Hungry by happy love star August 27, 2016

Tired drunk

When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.

Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!

Tired drunk by Ahhhhhhhshesoawkwarddddd March 15, 2017

Tired Cossack 

Tired Cossack is a guy with an album coming out December 3rd call Hocus Pocus. He spans different genres and celebrates Slavic superstitions

Damn I gotta listen to that new Tired Cossack

Tired Cossack by Stivpalace November 23, 2021

Tired as a big dick bat 

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

Tired as a big dick bat by JackReed January 5, 2023

Tired of ud jokes 

Whrn you are tired of usual UD definitions

I'm tired of ud jokes

Tired of ud jokes by Soddoll April 12, 2023

tired and ill 

- Tired and Ill is a term used to refer to one who is under the effects of intoxication after a heavy session of devouring acloholic beverages.

The term was coined from a phone call which was made to the parents of an individual who was heavily under the effects of intoxication and needed to return home, but in doing so, making the effects of his intoxication seem as if it were caused by fatigue and illness thus the term "tired and ill" was born.

"Da Cleeva: Could you give me a lift home mother, I feel very tired and ill."

"Stain: I'm going to get very tired and ill tonight"

"Shake: That lad is so tired and ill he requires a baptism of pepper."

tired and ill by S. Ladavooch May 1, 2006