Skip to main content

Thompson Splatter

The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.
The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.
by Larry Thompson July 18, 2003
mugGet the Thompson Splatter mug.

Troompa Loompa

BOB: Our president is orange wears a wig and is annoying
BILLY: I think the word is Troompa Loompa
by PCAFJACKB March 6, 2017
mugGet the Troompa Loompa mug.
Related Words

old thompson

A cheap American whiskey made by the same company as Fleishmann's. Much better in quality when filtered through a Britta water filter.

Only for seasoned drinkers.
"Woah, look at Chris chug that Old Thompson! Let me try that... *vomits*"
by GTA3mobster June 1, 2006
mugGet the old thompson mug.

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.
I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
mugGet the Thompson's Water Sealer mug.

Koji Thompson

Person at Hinsdale South with three balls. No friends. Cries easily when hit. AKA Pansy
by bo jackson March 3, 2005
mugGet the Koji Thompson mug.

thwomp

1. Sort of like a crude synonym for "thunk", it is a very rough, illiterate term to hit or brutishly yet carelessly cuff them with the side of a hand or fingertip.

2. A Thwomp is one of the classic Mario Bros, usually found in the Bowser Castles. They come in various different sizes, and are enemies that cannot be defeated at all with neither a jump, Koopa shell, or fireball. If Mario comes near, then it comes crashing down on the designated spot. The best way Mario can get past it is to run/dodge while the angry, strained-looking Thwomp is in the process of moving back up to it's original spot.
1. I swear, if that dude comes near me one more time, I'll thwomp him right on the head!!

2. I had just barely managed to dodge that Thwomp before it came crashing down again, but then, the time to complete that level had just run out.
by The Eavesdropper February 1, 2008
mugGet the thwomp mug.

Thompson Gunner

1) Take an empty 20 oz. bottle of soda (preferably Mountain Dew)
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9
Dude A: Oh my god, I just had 2 Thompson Gunners.
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago
by DJKuni January 15, 2010
mugGet the Thompson Gunner mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email