bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.

White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.

by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.

Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.

by Karisuta November 3, 2018

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

sets the table

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.

Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 11, 2020

Under The Table

Under the table is food.

Jimmy is under the table

by Kook Pee December 19, 2020