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elephantitis-of-the-testicles

A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.
James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.
by J-Fre June 15, 2008
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green testicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostrils, clogs one nostril with her finger and ejects the cummy material out of her nasal cavity onto the man's erect penis.
by doobersmacker August 2, 2010
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TESTICLE TONIC

When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down
Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!
by Kay April 4, 2003
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Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles
by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016
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TESTICLE TAUNT

Stretching ones testicles out until large enough to produce gusts of wind capable of cooling down a pretty blonde on a nice hot day.
Me and my friend Morgan testicle taunted a pretty brunette on the beaches of Normandy.
by kinky horse balls December 1, 2021
mugGet the TESTICLE TAUNTmug.

testicle nipples

I have a big cock
i put my big cock into my friends testicle nipples
by Sukify January 23, 2023
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Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011
mugGet the Testicle lappermug.

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