Testicle Water

Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).

He fell asleep with his balls out and now all he can do is testicle water.

by Herovillain December 02, 2010

Afghani Toast

When a person urinates on one side of something, and defecates on the other side, coating both sides equally.

He's giving that hobo a good old fashion Afghani Toast.

by Herovillain September 23, 2010