kissing therapy

Usually done by somebody of the enjoyer's opposite gender, kissing therapy (K.T.) is the act of relaxing the oral and facial muscles by licking and drooling on them. In some places these therapists can be hired for 50-70 minutes.
Noun: He did some kissing therapy to a customer who he charged $360 afterward.
Verb: After two hours of kissing therapy, as Mary was sucking Joe's tongue Mary's drool was gushing out from Joe's mouth, and Mary's face was full of Joe's spit too.
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Free Therapy

Relates to an Ass Kickin that is administered (usually in an abandoned house)that gives you a new perspective on life.
Free Therapy
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Boy that Free Therapy is great,it's really got me thinkin right!
by The Wiznit April 07, 2006
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Bioacoustic Therapy

is a technique in alternative medicine that involves the analysis of sound waves produced during vocalization combined with presentation of low frequency analog sound to promote healing. The word "acoustic" is derived from the ancient Greek word ακουστός, meaning able to be heard (Woodhouse, 1910, 392). The science of acoustics studies the production, control, transmission, reception, and effects of sound wave vibrations. Bioacoustics investigates both biology and acoustics, specifically as these relate to animals, including humans, with emphasis on evolution. As a science, bioacoustics is concerned with the production of sound and its effects on living systems. In animals, the most effective type of communication for most species is sound.
Sound Healing with Bioacoustic Therapy is going beyond words for sound health-Sharry Edwards
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ANAL THERAPY

The feeling of slow penetration into the butt
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Nerd Therapy

Therapy for self-inducing nerd-like behaviour.
An example of Nerd Therapy is playing World Of War Craft...

TF: I'm in Nerd Therapy

SE: WTF!?

TF: World of WarCraft is my Nerd Therapy

SE: OHH..
by Insanity11 October 30, 2008
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retail therapy

the act of getting rid of stress by shopping
- I think I failed that math test!
- Me too!
- We should get retail therapy
- On it
by shoppah September 24, 2011
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yahoo therapy

Someone who deals with their problems by asking the world on Yahoo Answers on a regular basis instead of going to a therapist or their friends/family, either because they have too many problems for them, don't want to pay, or have no life. People who do this probably kill themselves eventually anyways.
Jake has too many problems for therapists and his family/friends, so he does yahoo therapy once a day on Yahoo Answers to get through them on a daily basis
by gonorrheeea December 13, 2010
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