mega-lardass

a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon

guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.

by g4000 April 3, 2009

Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.

”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."

by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019

mega daddy

A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa

Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.

Woman: See, he knows what's up.

by legitimacyandpaws December 29, 2015

Mega Rollo

Mega Rollo or Rollasek or Rollas or Chmielny Rollo or Chmielas or Igorrollo or Loczek. He is an homosexual friend that fell in love with an trans woman that shall not be named. He manly can be seen in the areas of Wilanow, Konstancin or Lomza. He is addicted to Supreme underwear and Heroin. He is also well know for buying food for the undesirables (Y10) as he has a brother there. He is one of the smarter students of our school, actually knowing how to speak a little Spanish and Italian, even though his english skills are laking.

“Jestem Mega Rollo i lubie takiego serdela”

by Pałalizator January 26, 2023

Mega Thot

a girl who is a huge slut and has a boyfriend every fucking week and rides dick every month

Friend: Kyla got a new boyfriend and they already fucked
Me: Shes such a mega thot

by CGLHZF03 November 30, 2018

Mega Simp

Chase Hibbs

Chase is a mega simp

by SlimeyCuber May 30, 2021

Mega Jammed

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression

1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.

by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009