A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.
by J-Fre June 15, 2008

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostrils, clogs one nostril with her finger and ejects the cummy material out of her nasal cavity onto the man's erect penis.
by doobersmacker August 2, 2010

by Kay April 4, 2003

by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014

by grosa October 9, 2016

by SuperAwsomeMonkeyPants May 17, 2010

After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.
Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.
by Kevin Joseph May 16, 2022
