Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

Telescoping Penis

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

by Carpman May 16, 2003

Teleshag

Sex with a telepresence system.

I don't miss my mom at all now that we can teleshag!

by Xartle August 4, 2007

telesneaky

a teleporter in Halo or Halo 2

Alright guys he just went through the telesneaky!

by Wraith November 23, 2004

telephonical

to be a part of something, like a group or something, only by telephone.

I am part of your gang telephonically, because I talk to your friends on the phone.

by Anna Trikyon August 25, 2008

Telescopr

1. A man who goes out with a ginger but having an affair with a ginger

2. Someone who gets dumped on the first date twice

1. Keegan is a damn-tooting telescopr
2 Callum is a damn-tooting telescopr

by callumhalo August 3, 2010