Tets

Short Hand Word for the male testicles.

1) Adam's Tets were poking out his boxers

2) Phillipa poked Jason in the Tets

3) His Tets are the size of Lemons

by Tets-astets March 28, 2010

textspense

The anxiety that one feels when waiting for a text reply from another party. Most commonly a member of the opposite sex.

Phil: Were you nervous when you asked Maria out?

John: Hell yeah I was. After I sent the message the textspense was killin' me!

by spiked_stiletto June 2, 2009

Textsraining Order

When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"

So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her

by Mildley October 25, 2009

textsailing

The process of several people furiously texting about items they believe others would enjoy from a garage sale while being present at a sale.

My friends and I were textsailing for a unique birthday gift for Sarah Saturday.

by GarageSaleCow April 17, 2010

textstatic

the extensive use of exclamation points to show enthusiasm

BOB: "dude why is karen always textstatic?"
JON: "what do you mean?"
BOB: "text her"
JON'S TEXT:hey karen
KAREN'S TEXT: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by donjuan demarco December 8, 2010

Textspace

A made-up word for the space between the text.

i.e.
Guy 1- "I wonder what's the space between my text called...?"

Guy 2- "I think it's textspace."

Guy 1- "Come on, you're making that up."

Guy 2- "I know, right?"

by Gio1 July 1, 2011

textscapades

Flirty text exchanges, especially when the texter doesn't consider the exchanges to be a violation of his/her relationship, but, hell yes, they are.

If you love the one your with, don't engage in textscapades.

by One for all August 5, 2016