Tellah

A man who likes black penis up the ass

by Tellah June 16, 2003

A-tina A-tallah

a) hater who listens to classical music at the bars, "stands out" just to do so, hyper-sensitive, controlling, and has teeth in her vag

b) straight bitch

Peter: Hey man, did you catch that hooker's number in the stall?

Ryan: Yeah!
one seven six five
four one three
nine five three three.... wait, that's my girl's number!

Peter: What a whore bro, daaammnnn...

Ryan: Oh well, c'est la vie amigo, A-tina A-tallah!

by PurduePete! June 7, 2011

tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.

Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.

by roizilla November 19, 2007

tallahasse oatmeal surprise

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.

We had the greatest Tallahasse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to crap and the topping was extra thick

by motoboat August 8, 2010

tallahassee teaspoon

a sexual maneuver requiring the largest specimen available in which the large involvee sits on the smaller persons face as if to engage in a 69, but instad of bending to 69 the sitter lifts the legs of the layer to orally please them

I got Bertha to give pull of the Tallahassee Teaspoon.

by CWgoDolphins March 29, 2011

Tallahassee Triple Crown

There are 3 colleges/Universities in Tallahassee. FSU, FAMU, and TCC. The Tallahassee Triple Crown is where you have sex with a girl from each school in one academic semester.

After finishing the FAMU leg of the Tallahassee Triple Crown, Blake could finally focus on finals week.

by BSuperior January 11, 2013

tallahassee touchdown

Tackling a naked man to the ground while naked

Three hours after last nights football game Steve and Joe did the Tallahassee Touchdown while drunk.

by Slaphappygrandpappy November 9, 2013