Telerock

1) two or more homies smokin trees over the phone, typically synchronizing the session with a countdown (3-2-1). Original tradition started by p dreez and kid thrillz cerca 2002.

2) Toke trees with a good buddy to have some company while you smokin

3) Having a smokeout with a long distance homey over the phone.

John and James were telerocking
I was bored last night so I called my homey to telerock
My homey and I decided to have a telerock sesh

by Kid Thrillz June 24, 2010

telerape

Masturbating to an unwilling thought subject.

"And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Louie C.K. expressing his intent of telerape

by SpasticPlastic April 21, 2013

Teeler Mihzner

The correct pronunciation of Tyler Mizner's name.

Lexi hates it when Teeler Mihzner stares at her without looking her in the eye.

by famous-youtuber-thomas-lacy May 10, 2019

Teyler

An absolute drinking tank who wields among the most sizeable penį of his crowd. A Teyler would take anything for his mates and is likely to be one of the funniest people you know, even when fucken wasted and will respect you greatly if you can out-bender him.

“On the piss Teyler, on the piss on the piss”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

tealee

A Girl Who Haves Boys Or Girls In There Phone

Yoo Its Tealee

by MrGen5ivee May 22, 2022

conversation teaser

said of someone who gets you very excited about a story she or he just remembered, but then realizes she or he doesn't know it well enough to actually tell it, leaving you highly frustrated.

RJ - Oh that reminds of that great story! see, this guy, he...well, turns out he wasn't who is was, but...you know, it's funny because...he was pretending to be...shit, i don't remember the whole thing, nevermind.

Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.

by justbrek July 11, 2014

mouth teaser

When a guy teases your mouth with a penis

Wow he's a real mouth teaser... wouldn't even put it in.

by rexyrocks January 16, 2017