TARMACING

Laying the 'black and brown' to create a nice even surface!

Getting a ground crew in (4 friends) to each hold a corner down on a large tarpaulin sheet. Then once you have that in place, you will then need your girlfriend to go on 'All Fours' in the center of it. Once she is in position you may the sit on her back like a horse rider and begin to shit over her back. Once the shit is laid you will then be required to use your ass cheeks to spread and smear it all over her back until you have a nice and even gripping surface! Tarmacing's done lads, lets have a cuppa tea!

by THE CHAG June 28, 2011

Taimanin

Anti Ninja Demons which is based on a visual by Black Lilith

Guy 1: That Shiranui Mizuki from the Taimanin is MILF material

by Barrel2s1cool November 11, 2021

taimaa

Taimaa literally one of the sexiest people alive

'hello taimaa'

by unicorn kfc flavored April 24, 2018

Tarmacing

An extension of a spit kink.
Make your girl smoke a pack of cigarettes.
When she spits on you, the flem will come out black from the cigarettes, giving the effect of tarmac.

Me and my girlfriend tried tarmacing last night.
I looked like a road after she was finished!

by Backstreet Kink October 9, 2019

Trima

An affectionate word that is widely used by Moroccans of Marrakshi origin to name a proportionate female butt.

Quite a welcoming trima she has!

by Maroouane May 7, 2021

cheater-tarian

Some one who considers themselves vegetarian, even though they eat milk, eggs and seafood.

That lady's not a real vegetarian, she eats eggs, milk and seafood—she's a cheater-tarian

by lawrence De Plume August 3, 2017

Tarmaccing

The act of involuntarily defecating in one's sleep, and rolling over the fresh produce until it is thinly and evenly spread over the mattress. Normally happens after a Guinness/curry combo.

Adam won't have more than three pints of Guinness on a curry night for fear of tarmaccing.

by Azazel666 May 15, 2010