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shitfuckdamn

a common string of expletives. flows forth easily.
i missed my math test! SHITFUCKDAMN!
by nappyafrochik April 23, 2003
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shitfacing

verb: The act of making comments or adding content to your social networking profile while intoxicated.
Man, I'm in so much trouble with my boss. I forgot that he friended me last week, and I was shitfacing about how much of a tool he is.
by bstiff February 23, 2009
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shitfucker

A person or company or anyone that pisses you off. Someone who thinks their smart; but their really SHIFUCKERS.
Who ever thought of this idea is a shitfucker.
When you are mad at anything just say SHITFUCKER.
by Fast Eddie RCL4 June 19, 2004
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shitface

Someones face who you can't bare to look at. Reminding you of shit.
"Have seen Miley Cyrus' new music video?"
"Please, like I spend my time watching shitfaces like that."
by agentmob007 November 5, 2009
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shitfacecockmaster

someone who has shit on their face and is a master of cocks
Jonny your a shitfacecockmaster you know that?
by Andy Perry February 16, 2004
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shitfuck

Traditionally, when one person pushes excrement out of their anus directly into their partner's anus. Shitfucking can also be performed into other orifices. For instance, one can shitfuck a mouth.
Come here baby, I want to shitfuck your ass.

My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.
by browngringo July 31, 2010
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Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.
Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-
by JiggzAT March 17, 2010
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