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Swedish Flop

A word describing the ins and outs of the female sexy parts. "Swedish" referring to its exotic mystery, and "Flop" referring to its shape and consistency.
Dude, I totally got to see that Swedish Flop of hers last night.
by Zarika February 27, 2011
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Swedish Mudslide

The Swedish Mudslide is a kinky sexual act, where the female (or male) receiving anal sex has diarhea. The male then sticks his penis in the female's anus using the diarhea as lube. It is used to reduce the intense friction that cums with anal sex or just to be kinky.
Guy A: Dude I tried anal the other night, it sucks.
Guy B: You're doing it wrong, give your girlfriend laxatives during dinner and then try the Swedish Mudslide at night.
(Next Day)
Guy B: How'd it go last night?
Guy A: Amazing! The Swedish Mudslide made for the perfect amount of friction. Whoever thought of it is a genius.
by 55bears August 31, 2013
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Swedish 29

A sexual act involving an automobile timing belt, a pair of jumper cables, and an 11/4" SAE thin wrench. The ensuing activity cannot be described in words, only seen.
Yo dog, I hear home girl next door is a freak; she'd probably be down for a Swedish 29!
by Mr. Wrinkle September 28, 2010
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swedish dolphin

getting a hand job from a gay, in an IKEA while eating swedish meatballs
while shopping for contemporary furniture with my boyfriend, i got a swedish dolphin
by wolphpussy January 6, 2010
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Swedish Kiss

When a man makes out with a woman's vagina.
Adelina was complaining about how our love life was timid, so I gave her a Swedish Kiss and she hasn't complained since.
by Woahjah April 2, 2009
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Swedish Surprise

When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead
A Swedish Surprise is a great way to break up with your girlfriend, and also worth 10 points on USW
by papa moyer July 6, 2010
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sweden

sweden looks like a dick on maps (with finland being the ballsack)
i put my fat sweden in her italian cat bro
by 4fucksake August 14, 2018
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