stoner slut

1. One who acts slutty whilst under the influence of marijuana.

2. One who will perform sexual acts in exchange for marijuana.

3. One who smokes weed often, and is sexually promiscuous.

Oh wow, Cindy is such a stoner slut.

by Evil Bella October 22, 2004

Stoner girl

A stoner girl can smoke all day and roll blunts with the boys. They say yo and always smile. They jam out to good music and are down to earth. Guys, if you're done looking for the superficial stereotypical chicks and you want a girl who can smoke blunts with your boys and then give you lovin after, get a stoner girl!

I love how that stoner girl is always looking happy, content, and cool.

by Blunt babe April 4, 2009

Stoner Shades

Sunglasses worn during the day by cannabis smokers to avoid the suspicion of others. Stoner Shades are very helpful when the smoker does not have any visine.

Aid for Marijuana smokers.

"My eyes are sooo red after smoking that chronic, I have to drive gotta watch out for the 5-0 got any visine?"
"Nah man but tell you what here's some Stoner Shades"

"I got my whole smokers kit ready, bong, lighter, bud, and my stoner shades so I can drive around"

by loryda89 March 28, 2010

stomper

a massive house party

you having a new years stomper?

by lilabZ December 28, 2012

stoner blues

the day of depression you get after a week or so of staying clean

"dude wats the matter man youve been so down today"

"yea i think i might have the stoner blues"

"oh yea thats right the last you smoked was at kevins last friday"

by joshuaseamans September 26, 2007

guppy stomper

Slang for a sadistic prison guard known for enjoying stomping and killing inmates’ companion animals.

Yeah, that pathetic guppy stomper is a real piece of work.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

stoner

not only a person who smokes weed, but a weed smoker who has a chill view on life in general. a person who doesn't get themselves involved in the dramas that come along with life, take it as it goes, knows who they want to spend time with and don't mess around with other people's heads. they're straight-forward, without hidden motives. true stoners tend to me introverts, they know their values in life, and are artistic. stoners don't use weed as a typical drug, only to get fucked up; they use it as a gateway to another state of mind, an elevated consciousness. stoners usually prefer to be around other stoners, because only a true stoner will understand another true stoner. a stoner will smoke up another stoner any time, but is less willing to smoke up a non-stoner. stoners are not to be confused with potheads, hippies, just some kid who smokes sometimes, and people associated with other drugs. stoners stick to weed, possibly trying shrooms, salvia, and no doubt enjoying getting drunk here or there. stoners typically smoke between 4 times a week to multiple times a day. stoners know weed, but aren't showy about it. basically, a stoner is the chillest person you will ever meet.

guy 1: dude, he's so always so stoned but so chill... what a pothead
guy 2: he's not a pothead he's a stoner
guy 1: what's the difference?
guy 2: pothead is just a label, stoner is a way of life.

by (ghostwriter) January 21, 2009